Although all three pieces were well written, I felt like they all skirted around the “elephant in the room”, which is; thru-hikers can sometimes be tighter than a first gear hairpin.
Without further ado, here are seven ways to know if you’ve made the move from thriftiness to someone who’s so cheap they won’t even pay attention.
Seven Signs you may be a Thru-Hiking Tightwad
1. You cried when REI revoked their lifetime return policy in 2013.
2. The first thing you do upon arriving at a Hiker Hostel is to rummage through the hiker box. Top-tier tight asses don’t leave it at that. After plundering everything in sight, they then box up all the items they can’t physically carry and mail them back to their parents place, who are then required to forward them on to the said tightwad at a later date.
3. You think $10 is a fair donation to leave for a night’s stay at a Trail Angel’s place. Apparently food, shelter, water, laundry, electricity, gas and internet are all part of the “Thru-Hiker Entitlement Package.”
4. You’ve convinced yourself that Motel 6 is so named because you shouldn’t have to split a room with any less than half a dozen people.
6. You walk out of an AYCE buffet with more food hidden in your backpack than you actually consumed in the restaurant.
7. You buy used socks and bandanas from the Thrift store. Undies too.